I'm wondering how many of you have a story that can match the weirdness of this.

I went shopping with my mom today for mother's day. So we're walking around and she decides she simply HAS to go into Gymboree, and I'm like "I'll pass" so she tells me to go to Starbucks and then wait outside for her because she might be a while.

So I go into Starbucks, get a White Chocolate Mocha (orgasminmymouth) and I go outside and sit down at one of them tables they have outside with the awesome green umbrellas.

Sitting at the table next to mine was a very creepy man. His eyes were bulging out of his head and he almost had duck lips. I kinda think he might have been like, mentally ill, or retarded, to put it bluntly, so I kinda feel bad writing about this if he was.

But he didn't really seem like it too much. Except for the fact that about five minutes after I sat down and he had been staring at me on and off, which weirded me out to begin with, but then he opened up his backpack, and pulled out a pair of shoes. He was wearing white shoes to start, and he pulled out a black pair of I think the same kind of shoe. And he proceeds to roll up his pants, take the white shoes off, and exchange them for the black.

Then he puts the white ones in his backpack, and just continues to sit there like nothing had happened.
He didn't even have coffee.

I was like _mommy

It was odd. Maybe I was on candid camera. I eventually got bored of waiting/creeped out and got up and left.

I think Starbucks puts addictive stimulants into their mints.